Mom gave me a handout from the pregnancy center that contains a list of witty responses to "pressure lines". Their candor/wit makes some worth posting.
"It's only natural." - "So is death, but I don't want to practice that either."
"I can't stop now!" - "Could you if my dad walked in?" (With a baseball bat...)
"I lost the keys to my chastity belt and all my zippers are locked." (My favorite...)
"I'd hate to lose my virginity, I've heard it's hard to find."
"I look much better with clothes on."
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